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Patience ? Never heard of it.
JEET sells for a $0.01 profit while watching his bags 1000x right after.
Millions were on the table, but JEET took the crumbs.
He could’ve been rich, but he’d rather exit first—every time. JEET never holds. JEET only sells.










JEET: The Ultimate Pajeet Saga

Born in the chaos of the markets, JEET is no ordinary cow—he’s the ultimate Pajeet. With six hands and zero patience, he buys, he sells, and he exits before the trade even settles.
While others dream of riches, JEET secures his sacred $0.01 profit, watching his bags 1000x after he’s gone. Regret? Maybe for a second.
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